elasticitymudflap:

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oh yeah mister krabs

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(Source: dadz0ne)

 i earned my driving learner’s permit. (to say i was pressured into it is quite euphemistic) but anyway. i’m on the roads. in a city near you.

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey i’ll use your computer for a whi—"

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i have seen that stupid lobster in the stupid bucket a million times JESUS ITS NOT THAT GREAT

i’m so happy summer is ending. :’) 

lambylin:

*blacklists a user*

*shows up on my recommendations*

*shows up on my recommended dash*

*shows up at my birthday party*

jaclcfrost:

some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why