prostatertots:

i can’t believe a snail ate this entire dog

prostatertots:

i can’t believe a snail ate this entire dog

(Source: shavedpussypoetry)

vampirick:

how is this game even real

vampirick:

how is this game even real

(Source: doc-8)

(Source: radroache)

shuckl:

my parents: you’re grounded

me:

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marquis-de-sadist:

Stripping rude people and dumping them into water sources is becoming a signature move.

scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

(Source: tuuwa)

curvellas:

the worst kind of sexism is the kind that’s quiet and pervasive. that sits and lurks and slips out of the mouths of men that you like and trust. when people casually dismiss your humanity and don’t even realize they’ve done exactly that. when it’s so casual and natural that sometimes you don’t even catch it.