oh yeah mister krabs
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
i earned my driving learner’s permit. (to say i was pressured into it is quite euphemistic) but anyway. i’m on the roads. in a city near you.
"hey i’ll use your computer for a whi—"
i have seen that stupid lobster in the stupid bucket a million times JESUS ITS NOT THAT GREAT
i’m so happy summer is ending. :’)
*blacklists a user*
*shows up on my recommendations*
*shows up on my recommended dash*
*shows up at my birthday party*